Sick.

Madelyn has been puking all night for the last 2 or 3 nights... I am so tired... I don't remember. She has an ear infection. Audrey is getting 5 or 6 teeth in, so she is not a happy camper. I have a sinus headache, post nasal drip and a annoying tickle cough. Tomorrow is David's cousin's wedding and I am so dreading it. I wish I didn't feel so crappy because I usually enjoy a free meal.

On a good note, Audrey is walking.

Crazytown

Two days until crazytown hits the west. It makes me feel like someone is slapping my mommy bulge and given me a rectal cleanse.

Oh no!

What will people procastinated around the world do? Crime will raise at 3pm, a sudden rise of productivity at companies around the world... inflation will be curbed for a brief moment while everyone runs to Starbucks....




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Stood up

I went to the park to meet a friend. Madelyn was all stoked about meeting their son. Let's call him... hmmm... "Jane". Madelyn kept talking about how much she wanted to play with "Jane". We got to the park right in time. I didn't see the them, but it was a really big park and it was the first time that I had been there. So, I walked around for a good 20 minutes looking for them. She said they would be by the creek and near the bridge... knowing this women's directions, I should have known there would be more than one bridge... we looked and looked, finally I had 2 very hungry children soI sat down with our picnic lunch. Madelyn kept whining about seeing Jane and I had to keep telling her that I didn't see them anywhere, so let's eat.

There is a water park next to this park and she told me that she would be over there at 10am and I should come.... for the ump-teenth time I told her that Audrey naps until 11am and goes back down at 1:30pm. She said they would be going to the adjacent park at 12:30pm. I knew this would be pushing it for Audrey, but I ventured out anyway because Madelyn loves Jane so much.

I left with Madelyn almost sobbing for Jane... I got home and she called and I would not answer it. They never left the water park and she didn't bother walking the block to tell me. How rude. For those betting on how long it would take for her to reeally piss me off... 7 months.

Oh snap!

Stupid

Slideshow

I put some new pics on the slideshow... Check it out.

Mama.... oooooo..ewwww.ewwww

Mama.... I just killed a squirrel... I put an ant trap in his hand, he ate it now he's dead... mama... his life has just begun.. but now I have threw my kid's entertainment all away.... Madelyn..oooo... didn't mean to make to scream, but mama just stepped something dead and squishy, so carry on carry on... as if you are really listening...

(Dream Sequence)

I see a little silhouetto of a squirrel. Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango.Thunderbolt and lightning - the squirrell is coming after me.. Gallileo, Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

RIP Mr. Squirrel

In memory of our little friend

PS Ants... you are going to die for this!!!!

Battlestar sited on divorce records

According to a informed source, a wife has put Battlestar Gallatica as the reason for irreconcilable differences in her divorce papers. The informant close to the couple stated the man spends far more time in front of the television gazing at ceylons than gazing at the wife. The husband falls asleep while he is watching the wife put the kids to bed and as soon as they walk out of the kid's room, he goes and watches Sci-fi crap until 12:30am.
The best part, the informant says, is that the husband blames the wife for him being tired to his family.
The husband proceeded to tell his Daddy, he was tired because the wife makes him change a diaper while she takes a leak so she can rock and feed the kid back to sleep. The husband's father said that the wife should get up in the night and let the husband sleep because she doesn't have a job and she does nothing all day long. Both Daddys did not get a Father's Day card from the husband's wife... (since she doesn't do anything..)



Garth: I've never seen you so mental over a girl before. Are you gonna marry her?
Wayne: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!

Here's looking at you, kid.

Why

Why haven't you posted anything in awhile?

Sometimes...

Sometimes when the kids are screaming and it is 8:09am.... I drink my water and pretend it is bourbon. It makes me smile.

Madelyn's gifts from Grandpa and Grandma

It's been awhile...

With the kids being sick for over 3 weeks and a birthday party, I didn't have much time for you, Blog. I was too busy wiping noses and cleaning loose stool. I missed you every day, tho. I thought of all these witty things to write on you... but with the lack of sleep, I forgot each and every one. So, Blog, I just wanted to say... sorry for the neglect. I will try to get your affections back.