Baklava Arrives

One pound of Buttery,Honeyey, Adult Rated Pastry arrived when I was outside telling my neighbors about my in-laws lack of intelligence about children. I thought about declining the delivery. Then, I thought about it. I pushed her out. (in 5 minutes by the way with my powerful pelvis) I have put in alot of sweat and tears into this kid. I am going to take lemons and make lemonade. I am going to eat the whole fucking pound of Baklava and make breast milk with it.