You know what question I really really hate....
Why are your kids always sick?
Well, how should I answer that? Whenever possible I make them roll around in germ infested debris then I make them eat with their disgusting unwashed hands. Then, I make them skip their naps so they are exhausted and I only feed them pudding and ham.
I am constantly washing their hands... I have hand sanitizer with me at all times. I try and get them to sleep, but they won't. I give them healthy food and, YES, I give them vitamins!
I try everything to keep them well. So, people who ask me... Why are they always sick?
Shitty shitty shitty genetics and plain bad luck. Oh and by the way.
Bite me.
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