Primary Pisses Off District Court Judge

The USPTO has decided to appeal the recent case of Tatas vs Dudus. I personally think that Tatas should always overrule Dudus. Come to find out that a Primary at the USPTO knows the judge personally that ruled in the Tatas vs Dudus. They have parking spots located next to each other. Andrew P. states that the judge always drives up in his Volvo and almost runs him and his bike over almost day.
Andrew P. states, "That bastard thinks he is so cool. I know he sees me, but he just thinks I am some stupid SPE. He doesn't know I know that he knows that the court case is bogus. I never wanted to learn the new rules anyways. I am 150% over my quota! If you change that shit, I will only be at 94%. Don't fuck with my system, bitch. Oh, And don't touch my Huffy!"
According to Sam S., Andrew decided to park and chain his Desert Rose banana seat bike in the District Court's judge's parking spot on the day of the court's decision. According to Sam S., ".. he wrote a note saying, want your spot back? then don't fuck with the system!... hey quote me about how I challenged the dude to a race, but he saw my gun show and ran away crying. Do you want to see my gun show?"
Andrew P. states until the appeal goes through he will keep his overtime and keep his count up.
"I have my eye on some new window treatments and new flower boxes. I need the overtime for the thai silk pinch pleated drapes."

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Good bye cellulite?

Has anyone seen the commercial for Good Bye Cellulite Lotion? It was really popular last summer. Just thinking of it makes me want to punch some skinny chick. Grrrr ... it makes my blood curdle. These chicks do not need cellulite lotion! They are genetically skinny and God has decided these chicks will make chicks like me growl in ultra peeved off matter.

I hate the marketing ad, I hate the boobless chick on the bottle... and I hate Nivea thinking that I will buy it because big boob Tyra is getting paid to market it on her show. Warning before you look at the Tyra's link... barf before... surprise barf sucks much more than premeditated barf. I like the camel toe? "HA look at me!" My mortal enemy would be those shorts... Oh, I think I just threw up in my mouth.

So jumping, skinny bikini, genetically blessed bitch who doesn't need this cream... please take the money from this and buy some boobs and get me some new eyeballs while your at it because looking at you makes me want to scratch my eyes out.

On a positive note.. Elmo is funnier than Tyra. Elmo in not so many words, bitch slapped Tyra. Good job, Tyra, on the hair and make-up.

kids sick

kids are sick.. I am sick of people staying up until 11:30pm knowing full well that it will be a bad night with two kids sick!