Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Primary Pisses Off District Court Judge

The USPTO has decided to appeal the recent case of Tatas vs Dudus. I personally think that Tatas should always overrule Dudus. Come to find out that a Primary at the USPTO knows the judge personally that ruled in the Tatas vs Dudus. They have parking spots located next to each other. Andrew P. states that the judge always drives up in his Volvo and almost runs him and his bike over almost day.
Andrew P. states, "That bastard thinks he is so cool. I know he sees me, but he just thinks I am some stupid SPE. He doesn't know I know that he knows that the court case is bogus. I never wanted to learn the new rules anyways. I am 150% over my quota! If you change that shit, I will only be at 94%. Don't fuck with my system, bitch. Oh, And don't touch my Huffy!"
According to Sam S., Andrew decided to park and chain his Desert Rose banana seat bike in the District Court's judge's parking spot on the day of the court's decision. According to Sam S., ".. he wrote a note saying, want your spot back? then don't fuck with the system!... hey quote me about how I challenged the dude to a race, but he saw my gun show and ran away crying. Do you want to see my gun show?"
Andrew P. states until the appeal goes through he will keep his overtime and keep his count up.
"I have my eye on some new window treatments and new flower boxes. I need the overtime for the thai silk pinch pleated drapes."

1 comment:

Andrew said...

Yeah! I also heard that Dudas likes him some Potbelly. That dude chows down on Potbelly at least every Monday around noon. If nothing else, that guy has good taste in sandwiches. All the meat at Jimmy Johns tastes the same and all the sandwiches are cold. What, can't a brother get some heat up in this bitch!?