Has anyone seen the commercial for Good Bye Cellulite Lotion? It was really popular last summer. Just thinking of it makes me want to punch some skinny chick. Grrrr ... it makes my blood curdle. These chicks do not need cellulite lotion! They are genetically skinny and God has decided these chicks will make chicks like me growl in ultra peeved off matter.
I hate the marketing ad, I hate the boobless chick on the bottle... and I hate Nivea thinking that I will buy it because big boob Tyra is getting paid to market it on her show. Warning before you look at the Tyra's link... barf before... surprise barf sucks much more than premeditated barf. I like the camel toe? "HA look at me!" My mortal enemy would be those shorts... Oh, I think I just threw up in my mouth.
So jumping, skinny bikini, genetically blessed bitch who doesn't need this cream... please take the money from this and buy some boobs and get me some new eyeballs while your at it because looking at you makes me want to scratch my eyes out.
On a positive note.. Elmo is funnier than Tyra. Elmo in not so many words, bitch slapped Tyra. Good job, Tyra, on the hair and make-up.
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