Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Bad Drivers Live in Colorado

You look at the lists of worst places to drive and DC is always on the list. I would like the people of these magazines to drive in Highlands Ranch (or Park Meadows... they drive horrible, too). They are HORRIBLE!
Example #1: I was backing out of my driveway this morning and I noticed the person SEVEN houses down was also backing out. I figured I had plenty of time. She whipped her Expedition out of the driveway and up my rear. She wouldn't even wait for me to throw it into drive... she went on the neighbors driveway and sidewalk to go around me. We are talking about 4 seconds for me to throw it into drive? Did I mention she had a car full of kids? Come on, we are neighbors! I want to egg her house. I know where you LIVE!
Example #2: No one uses their turn signals. I think they recycled them for the "Save the Bees" foundation or something... People should donate their cell phones to the bees, then maybe they will have a free hand to use their turn signals.
Example #3... I can't think of, BUT as much as I complain to my sister about it... I have a plethora of examples.

Warning! Warning! Audrey is mobile! Put up the gates and lock the cabinets because she is looking for something to drool on!

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