Lois is coming on Wednesday and the house needs a face lift. David called some maids for me so I won't stress as much about the visit. They were supposed to come at 2pm and they arrived at 1:15pm, most people wouldn't care, but I needed to put the kids down for their naps. I told them which rooms to clean por favor and then I went and put Audrey down for a nap. Well, usually, I let Madelyn watch a TV show while I put Audrey down, but I didn't want her being freaked out with our guests, so I put her in her crib with the DVD player. I came back and asked Madelyn if she need to go pee and she said, "Goldfish". So I handed her some Goldfish and I left to check on the maids.
I come back and the room stinks to high heaven. I ask her, "Did you go poo-poo?" She spouts something about Barney and Triceratops (Baby Bop). I pick her up and noticed I stepped in something warm and wet. It's poop. Up her chest, Up her back, down her legs, in her hair... and now it is all over me to since I picked her up. Unknowingly, a terd fell on the ground and I had stepped on it. So, I need to clean this child up. I run her into our master bathroom and start scraping the Blackberry/Corn poo off. The maids come into the bathroom. I tell them, that we are potty training and she just pooped everywhere. The lady replied, "How precious." Then her son translated... and then they took a wiff of the bathroom. Not so precious, ay?
Maybe that is why they did a poopy job cleaning the house?
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The best part of this is how I had it open when my boss came by my desk today! I hadn't even read the headline so I just left it open! Thanks Angie, for keeping my career "Moving Foward"!
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