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http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/root_of_all_evil/index.jhtml
The show is pretty funny. I rarely laugh at shows (except for Everyone Loves Raymond because there are some aspects that mimic my life) But back to Home Sucko.
I went to Home Sucko yesterday to look at swing sets and to get a sprinkler. I enter the massive Home Store-that-"caters"-to-a-male's-urge-to-build-crap in the nursery section. I figured that would be more of the estrogen side of the 5 acre building. Get some pretty flowers, look at over priced lawn furniture... ahh... so serene. So I start looking for the sprinkler... found the cheapest! OK, kids still happy? Check! On to see what they carry for swing sets! I chase after the overly avoiding worker and ask were the swing sets "You can do it, now leave me alone" He told me it was Aisle 20 something in Lumber. That is 20 aisles to go. So Madelyn is constantly talking about ice cream and Audrey is digging my keys. I make the trek to the lumber section and Madelyn tells me she is hungry so I have exactly 10 minutes to get the hell out of there before she starts screaming.
In the empty aisle, I take off to the swing set end cap. I see that I shouldn't even bother coming down the aisle, but I just came 20 aisle to get here and I am gonna look. Just then a older man with his cute ever-so-manly orange smock asks if I need help. Nope. I am just looking at your crappy swing set section. Then he goes. "Why don't you keep an eye on her." Pointing to Madelyn. There is NO ONE in the aisle... she is walking in the middle of the aisle.. touching nothing... STILL talking about ice cream. My jaw dropped! I sarcasticly said, "Yeah, Yeah.." and gave him the look of death. Who the hell are you? "You can do it, We can help" My butt. They run when they see someone with breasts like a nerd runs to hide in the girl's lockerroom. When they do ask you if you need help and it is just a segway to tell you that you aren't watching your kids? What the HELL! She never shuts up! If she was quiet, I would know she is up to something.
I love Ace Hardware.
Here are the kids at the same age, but different houses. No sound for Madelyn.